Welcome to The Sexy Geek!

Hello, and welcome. I’m Joe Heininge and I’m a geek. I used to be a big fat nerd, but I’ve spent the last 15 years of my life improving my body, my style, and my social skills. I’ve learned a lot about what works and what doesn’t and I want to share it with you.

Being a geek, I’m obsessed with efficiency. I don’t like wasting energy doing pointless things. That’s why I’ve figured out how to eat and exercise to lose weight with minimum effort, how to dress stylishly without spending a bunch of money on the latest fads, and how to connect with people (especially those fascinating and scary people called women) without using idiotic pick-up techniques.

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Stay sexy, my friends.